Cena Luvanomics

I’d like to first thank @SmarkRage, without whom this song would have never been written or produced 🙂

I’ve attached the link for the mp3 file, as well as the lyrics… so you can follow the bouncing ball. LOL As always, your comments are appreciated.

(Click the link to hear the track) “Cena Luvanomics” by @oldiesmike  from the album “Sex, Lies and Spinner Belts”.

So, you think it’s unnoticeable.

Don’t deny-it. You got Cena Luvanomics (x2). Don’t fight it… you
can’t evade it like Hooked on Phonics.

Don’t deny-it. You got Cena Luvanomics (x2). Don’t fight it… You
hoped we wouldn’t notice, when you’re moaning “You can’t see me!”

Whether Facebook or Tweetin’, you always take a beatin’. Can’t lie no
more, you was at his fan greetin’.

Accusations barein’, For proof you dare ’em, you know it’s a spinner
belt that you be wearing.

Marks you make fun of, admit that you’re one of, ain’t foolin’ us
Smarky with your Ric Flair Woo love.

Whether on @SmarkRage or Big G C, you know you wanna tweet “You Can’t See ME!”

Mondays it’s just wrong, when his music comes on, eatin’ Chittos and
Ding Dongs, wearing them orange wrist bans and a green and yellow
C-Nation thong.

With fan-club fees due, got your free cap and T – both orange and
blue. Waving your hand in front of your face, prayin’ friends and
neighbors won’t see you.

Don’t deny-it. You got Cena Luvanomics (x2). Don’t fight it… you
can’t evade it like Hooked on Phonics.

Don’t deny-it. You got Cena Luvanomics (x2). Don’t fight it… You
hoped we wouldn’t notice, when you’re moaning “You can’t see me!”

Spinner Rage was created, over it you basturbated. By the truth we
were elated. Pretend it’s not you who made it, then you delete it – oh
so that’s how you played it.

Your Hardy bashin’ ploy, you get such joy. If it wasn’t for PG – yeah,
I’m gonna say it – you’d have a Cena sex toy.

So I say this to our youth, always cop to the truth, or you’ll end up
like Corey in hand-cuffs, arrested in a C-Nation peep booth.

Now’s your final chance, man, admit to your fantasy romancin’. With
your Cena cardboard cut-out, you dream of ballroom dancin’.

You can’t hide or fight it, it’s no long denialable. Not comin’ clean
with your Cena Luv, Yo fan-boy, is just not viable.

Don’t deny-it. You got Cena Luvanomics (x2). Don’t fight it… you
can’t evade it like Hooked on Phonics.

Don’t deny-it. You got Cena Luvanomics (x2). Don’t fight it… You
hoped we wouldn’t notice, when you’re moaning “You can’t see me!”

Don’t deny-it. You got Cena Luvanomics (x2). Don’t fight it… you
can’t evade it like Hooked on Phonics!